date a girl who reads books
nah
skip that
just fuck the book.
put ya dick in the book
What?
I SAID
FUCK THE BOOK
PUT YA DICK IN THE BOOK
I Saw These & HAD to post them! Enjoy! :D
Harry Potter From Snapes Point Of View:
You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We’re serious: it’s a hard rule, based on U.S. federal and state legislation, even if you’re 12.9 years old. If you’re younger than 13, don’t use Tumblr. Ask your parents for an Xbox or try books.
Tumblr’s Terms of Service (via panicmoon)
4 for you David Karp. You go David Karp.
(via peetaismyhero)
books are just dead tattooed trees
That’s metal as fuck
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
I’m gay
well this is an awkward sequence of assumptions
Vanellope: Woah, fellas! I’m a superhero too!
Voyd: What kind of a superhero are you?
Vanellope: Um…
He-Lectrix: *Ignites sparks out of fingers* Do you have electric hands?
Vanellope: No…
Frozone: *Makes ice with hands* Icy hands?
Vanellope: No…
Violet: *Turns invisible* Can you turn invisible?
Vanellope: No…
Mr. Incredible: *Lifts giant weight* Are you super strong?
Elastigirl: *Stretches arms* Are you super stretchy?
Voyd: *Portals behind Vanellope* Can you make portals?
Screech: *Flaps wings* Can you fly?
Krushaur: *Crushes rock* Can you crush?
Jack-Jack: *Morphs into demon* ADDDA HABABBA?!
Vanellope: No!
Reflux: *Throat swells* Can you puke lava?
Vanellope: What!? Are you ok, should I call a doctor? Ya don’t have to show me!
Dash: *Runs around base and comes back* Are ya fast?!
Vanellope: Yeah! Look, look at this! *Glitches*
*Supers proceed to gasp and applaud*
mcrepower
Vanellope: Woah, fellas! I’m a superhero too!
Voyd: What kind of a superhero are you?
Vanellope: Um…
He-Lectrix: *Ignites sparks out of fingers* Do you have electric hands?
Vanellope: No…
Frozone: *Makes ice with hands* Icy hands?
Vanellope: No…
Violet: *Turns invisible* Can you turn invisible?
Vanellope: No…
Mr. Incredible: *Lifts giant weight* Are you super strong?
Elastigirl: *Stretches arms* Are you super stretchy?
Voyd: *Portals behind Vanellope* Can you make portals?
Screech: *Flaps wings* Can you fly?
Krushaur: *Crushes rock* Can you crush?
Jack-Jack: *Morphs into demon* ADDDA HABABBA?!
Vanellope: No!
Reflux: *Throat swells* Can you puke lava?
Vanellope: What!? Are you ok, should I call a doctor? Ya don’t have to show me!
Dash: *Runs around base and comes back* Are ya fast?!
Vanellope: Yeah! Look, look at this! *Glitches*
*Supers proceed to gasp and applaud*
